I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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