Your tits are I can't wait for
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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