So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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