New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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