He told me they were just razor bumps!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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