she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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