hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize