Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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