yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
bring money and cleavage
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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