that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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