It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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