Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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