okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just forgot I was standing up.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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