she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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