I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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