i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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