They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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