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i was born a porn star she said
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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