how can u be prego again
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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