The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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