Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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