Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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