She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he was CRYING into my vagina
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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