My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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