Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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