Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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