weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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