Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say