you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Hippo gnu deer
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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