she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Mom said you looked used
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits