My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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i drank out of a bidet.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center