id be glad to
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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