To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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