god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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