It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
