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(330): View more from Ohio

I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

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(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome. http://tfl.nu/21pe

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(309): View more from Illinois

(917) i just came from walking.

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haha you just came from walking?

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(309): (917) i just came from walking. (309) haha you just came from walking? http://tfl.nu/6hd4

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(509): View more from Washington

I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...

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(509): I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber... http://tfl.nu/856a

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(970): View more from Colorado

Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

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(970): Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty http://tfl.nu/gq3b

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.

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(978): She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent. http://tfl.nu/hcxv

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(317): View more from Indiana

She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean

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(317): She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean http://tfl.nu/wqi7

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(815): View more from Illinois

He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.

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(815): He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet. http://tfl.nu/dtlg

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.

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(314): I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though. http://tfl.nu/qm3u

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(315): View more from New York

What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?

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(315): What's a good pandora station to masturbate to? http://tfl.nu/c2un

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(303): View more from Colorado

YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.

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(303): YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW. http://tfl.nu/0vlm

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(917): View more from New York City

You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.

(203): View more from Connecticut

That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue

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(917): You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal. (203): That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue http://tfl.nu/dtw4

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(301): View more from Maryland

The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.

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(301): The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able. http://tfl.nu/bzys

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(678): View more from Georgia

He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!

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(678): He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!! http://tfl.nu/91da

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians

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(724): We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians http://tfl.nu/50hn

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.

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(828): Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it. http://tfl.nu/pw43

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