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(715): View more from Wisconsin

he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.

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(715): he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut. http://tfl.nu/y3au

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?

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(203): We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad? http://tfl.nu/ilwk

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(256): View more from Alabama

she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.

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(256): she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy. http://tfl.nu/z1ta

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

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That doesn't help me much...

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I'm right under the moon!

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(604): Come find me please? Im in a ditch. (1-604): That doesn't help me much... (604): I'm right under the moon! http://tfl.nu/u7hc

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(303): View more from Colorado

Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.

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Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"

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(303): Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional. (970): Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?" http://tfl.nu/doci

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.

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(202): My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about. (202): Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ. http://tfl.nu/wtju

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(713): View more from Texas

I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.

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(713): I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells. http://tfl.nu/5vl5

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(618): View more from Illinois

I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.

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(618): I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up. http://tfl.nu/sv5z

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(251): View more from Alabama

We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.

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(251): We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies. http://tfl.nu/6jxt

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(562): View more from California

He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.

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(562): He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore. http://tfl.nu/2eq9

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(315): View more from New York

Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...

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(315): Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night... http://tfl.nu/s4lq

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(626): View more from California

I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.

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(626): I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases. http://tfl.nu/mmj1

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(914): View more from New York

I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her

(845): View more from New York

You mean sponsor?

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(914): I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her (845): You mean sponsor? http://tfl.nu/42k1

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(804): View more from Virginia

Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol

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(804): Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol http://tfl.nu/jehz

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.

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(404): It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top. http://tfl.nu/vhr3

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