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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"

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  You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.

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• (415): View more from California

  Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.

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