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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me

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  restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.

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• (408): View more from California

  i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Why was I handcuffed to the roof?

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  It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly

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• (562): View more from California

  I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water

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• (716): View more from New York

  how do you feel about japanese?

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  I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.

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