apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
