Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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