haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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