I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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