If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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