What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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