Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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