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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Dignity is for republicans.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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