Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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