people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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