Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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