he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He had one of those small greek statue penises
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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