So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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