yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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