Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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