i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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