for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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