You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it's great music for shaving your balls
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
ttyl tear gas
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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