I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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