I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
my phone needs a breathalizer
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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